May 2013
ruraljackdaw:
psilentasincjelli:
ruraljackdaw:
voyagesofabookworm:
thatwhoviansynesthete:
wearejohnlocked:
hungarian:
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
odolnost:
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
multipack:
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
dean-tacos-cas:
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
canadumb:
thinsiqnificant:
canadumb:
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
cofeecigarettes:
cj-twig:
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:
...
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
mintsmintsmints:
captorihardlyknowher:
count-vulvula:
thedivingboard:
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
1 tag
Do you have any idea how hard it is to be in love with someone that you cant have
rneerkat:
whens chip skylarks next tour
epic-humor:
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
see more
renlybaratheeon:
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
my mum: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mum: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
deodrant:
u kno those movies that u kind of have to watch to understand half of tumblr
dakotawhatever:
people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
